I was discussing how YouTube is basically America’s Funniest Home Videos on the Internet, and that led me to think about Bob Saget. From there, I started thinking about Full House, and of course, I checked Wikipedia. Then I clicked on Danny Tanner (Bob Saget’s character), and I found the following gem:
Danny often dated beautiful models despite the fact that he was a dork and very skinny.
I guess there’s hope for me after all.
Edit: Apparently Dave Coulier (Uncle Joey) is rumored to be Alanis Morrisette’s first lover, and the subject of the song “You Oughta Know.” Link